Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
