i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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