Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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