All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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