sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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