Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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