Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
