That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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