I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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