I hate all girls vehemently.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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