Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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