Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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