Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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