are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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