i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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