And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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