So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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