Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
