Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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