her vagina looked like bernie madoff
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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