Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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