How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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