How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
whose parrot is this?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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