just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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