Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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