I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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