if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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