the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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