Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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