It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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