so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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