I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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