Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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