did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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