i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
