I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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