Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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