Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
