i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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