what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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