Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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