Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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