haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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