did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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