last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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