Umm I'm too high to move.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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