see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
