I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think i got beer on your cat.
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