Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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