If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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