make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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