yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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